My good friend and olympic weightlifter, Simon Darville, passed by Butcher’s Garage today for a weightlifting session and told these funny jokes!
Q: Why did the blonde CrossFitter bring a bottle of Windex to the WOD?
A: She heard they were going to be cleaning.
Q: What did one blonde say to the other during the WOD?
A: You know, I’ve been watching that box for almost an hour and it hasn’t jumped yet. …
Q: How many CrossFitters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to do it in record time. One to film it. And one to complain about proper form.
Q: What’s the difference between the average bodybuilder and the average CrossFitter?
A: 4 years of college.
Q: Why do all CrossFit gyms have chalk?
A: You can use it to mark where the bodies fell.