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CrossFit Jokes

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Q: How many CrossFitters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to do it in record time. One to film it. And one to complain about proper form.

Q: Why did the blonde CrossFitter bring an iron to the WOD?
A: She heard they were going to be pressing.

Q: Why did the CrossFit affiliate fire the new trainer?

A: He didn’t know squat.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we’re not doing “Fran” today?

Q: What do you get when you cross a goat and a CrossFitter?
A: An athlete who’s b-a-a-a-a-d to the bone.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow anybody who wants to talk about my “Fran” time?

Q: We hear a lot about energy conservation: how is CrossFit “going green?”
A: They’re using “puke-ular” energy!

Q: What do you call a CrossFitter snatching 200 lbs?
A: Anything he damn well pleases.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
Art ya going ask me about my “Fran” time?

A CrossFitter, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain walk into a bar.Hillary orders a single-malt scotch. Barack orders white wine. McCain gets a beer. The CrossFitter orders one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
The three politicians look over in shock.
“What the hell are you doing?” asks Hillary.
“Man, you’re supposed to eat healthy, drink healthy, be healthy!” adds Obama.
The CrossFitter replies, “If you had to vote for one of you three jokers, you’d be drinking heavy too.”

Q: Why did the blonde CrossFitter bring a bottle of Windex to the WOD?
A: She heard they were going to be cleaning.

Q: What did one blonde say to the other during the WOD?
A: You know, I’ve been watching that box for almost an hour and it hasn’t jumped yet.

And, finally, the shortest CrossFit joke in the world: A CrossFitter walks into a bar.

Courtesy of CrossFit Watertown

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